About Us

DankBank is proudly a local Aotearoa New Zealand company. Home of the long white cloud, as we are sometimes known as.

Here at DankBank we strive to provide our customers with quailty products at affordable prices! The DankTeam has spent countless hours, using our combined decades worth of knowledge in these products, to test each product individually to ensure we can stand behind each product we sell with 100% certainty on their quality.

We offer many Payment options and Ship pretty much ANYWHERE, with a flat rate shipping of $5.50 within NZ, or FREE shipping with orders over $49.90.

* Orders outside of NZ, please check international shipping rates for your country.

Meet The Team

  • Professor Dank PhD

    Prof. Dank AKA. Yeet, is our DankBank in-house mad scientist who created DankWater, DankKlean, and is the DankBank founding father.

  • Vandal Til

    Vandal is our DankBank straight shooting, Salesman and Product tester. Dont let the Hello Kitty sticker fool you, hes a straight deal sealer!

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